Liberals tell us that everything is racist but, let’s face it, everything is a lot of stuff and it takes time to catalog these things. The Leftists Against Racial Discrimination And Sane Sensibility (LARD-ASS) was hard at work all year and this is what they found to be racist in 2021:

Farmer’s Markets:

Washington State University determined that farmer’s markets are “white spaces” that “center whiteness” and promote “white supremacy” and “white dominate culture.” Additionally, the university decided that white people donating foods to people of color is racist because, “Efforts to offer food free of charge presumes ‘that low income and or BIPOC communities and individuals (and that’s not necessarily one in the same) cannot provide or make decisions for themselves.’”

Just Being White

At Weber State University, someone hung fliers that read “It’s okay to be white.” In reaction the school president said, “Any form of racism is unacceptable” and ordered a hate crime investigation. At this particular university, not only is it not okay to be white, it’s a hate crime.

Major League Baseball

NBC noted the lack of black baseball players in the 2021 World Series and concluded that the entire sport is racist. The lack of white players in the NBA however is not racist because that’s not how it works.

Halloween

Several schools cancelled Halloween celebrations this year because, “Black males do not celebrate and, more generally, students of color feel marginalized by the holiday.” The reason was explained that black students are too poor to afford Halloween costumes, which sounds like some actual racism, but liberals can get away with stuff like that.

Gabby Petito

The liberal media covered the disappearance and murder of Gabby Petito relentlessly and then turned around to say that we are all racist for watching their coverage. The problem it seems is that Gabby was white and not nearly enough attention was paid by the liberal media on women of color who go missing.

Geography

Elizabeth Warren and other democrats introduced a bill that would change the names over 1,000 geographic places that they claim to be racist. I checked and Fauxcahontas Hills was not on the list.

Gypsy Moths

The Gypsy Moth got a rebrand in 2021 because the Entomological Society of America determined it to be a racial slur. Against who? Moths?

Black Beekeepers

When NYC city council candidate Tiffany Cabán learned that NYPD had one single bee keeper on the payroll, she demanded that he be defunded and accused the man, who is black, of “terrorizing Black and brown folks with impunity.

Picnics

If Farmer’s markets are racist, it stands to reason that picnics are too. Brandeis University said that word “picnic” is “oppressive language” because picnics are associated with “lynchings of black people in the United States.”

2nd Amendment

The liberal media determined our right to keep and bear arms is racist because, “the Second Amendment is not about guns — it’s about anti-Blackness” and it “was designed and has consistently been constructed to keep African-Americans powerless and vulnerable.”

America

In one of her trademark cackling fits, Kamala Harris said America is not racist but actually is racist: “I don’t think America is a racist country but we also do have to speak truth about the history of racism in our country, and its existence today.”

Highways

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, who took months off for maternity leave, said, “There is racism physically built into some of our highways.” He demanded funds from the federal government to rid our highways of racism.

Sheet Music

The University of Oxford made the shocking discovery that sheet music was “colonialist.” They also learned that sheet music is a “slap in the face” to students of color and promotes “white supremacy.”

Achy Breaky Heart

High school students took a knee during a Spanish-language version of Billy Ray Cyrus’ insipid hit Achy Breaky Heart. One student who describes herself as “Latinx” said she felt disrespected by the racism this and the school vowed to investigate.

Black Holes

Cornell University taught a class that connected “racial blackness” with cosmic black holes. The course additionally instructed that the cosmos is intrinsically linked to racial history.

Death Penalty

After a bunch of mostly white scumbags were put to death AOC and her Squad called the federal death penalty racist and demanded it be abolished.

Shakespeare

Arizona State University cancelled the greatest writer of all time because, “Shakespeare’s works are full of problematic, outdated ideas, with plenty of misogyny, racism, homophobia, classism, anti-Semitism, and misogynoir.”

Classic Rock

The classic rock tunes many of us grew up with are a little to rapey and racist for The NYT.

Red, White, and Blue

A high school cancelled a 9/11 tribute after the principal disordered that students wearing red, white, and blue would “cause offense” because the colors are “racially insensitive.”

Jeep Cherokee

Activists demanded a name change for the popular Jeep Cherokee because they “co-opted Indian culture” The vehicles also, “sanitize complex histories of racial and colonial harm.” I checked, these activists didn’t also demand a name change for Elizabeth Warren.

Thanks to the tireless effort of LARD-ASS in identifying these new insipid forms of racism, America is a little bit closer to being a country for all people. Maybe one day people of color will be able to vote, own homes, and hold political office.

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https://defconnews.com/2021/12/28/all-the-things-that-became-racist-in-2021/